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An Insight Into Your Dream Companies

29 Nov

I can bet each one of us has some dream company in mind to work with. So let me share their working style with you in layman’s language with the help of a cow and milk. 😉  Please make note before looking forward to work here. 😛

SONYism –> You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world’s thinnest milk.

APPLEism –> You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SAPism –> You don’t have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

ORACLEism –> You have a cow. You don’t know which side to milk, so you sell tools tohelp milk cows.

SUNism –> You have a bull. It doesn’t give milk. You hate Microsoft.

MICROSOFTism –> You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

IBMism –> You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

DELLism –> Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow’s milk.

WIPROism –> GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

PATNIism –> You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows.

INFOSYSism –> You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send themone at a time to the US for milking.

CITIBANKism –> Welcome to Citibank. If u have a cow, press 1, a bull,press 2.stay on line if you’d like our customer care to milk it for you.

HPism –> You don’t know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

GEism –> You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that’s his imagination at work.

RELIANCEism –> You don’t yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501,because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

TATAism –> You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

This post is solely attributed to Mr. Anaggh  A. Desai. Follow him on Twitter (http://twitter.com/anaggh) if you don’t want to miss any fun. 🙂

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11 Comments

Posted by on November 29, 2009 in Business, Economy, Random, Tech

 

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11 responses to “An Insight Into Your Dream Companies

  1. kvivek05

    November 29, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    lol maxx

     
  2. darkmatteribh

    November 29, 2009 at 7:29 PM

    SATYAMism -> you have an imaginary cow, you show her imaginary grass, you ask your imaginary employees to milk that cow.. and Raju drinks all the milk!

     
    • Aditi

      November 29, 2009 at 8:12 PM

      hahaha… nice one.. 🙂

       
  3. puneet

    November 29, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    so which is ur drean company? 😛

     
    • Aditi

      November 29, 2009 at 10:29 PM

      Google! 🙂

       
  4. puneet

    November 29, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    GOOGLEism
    Get a cow. Make it sit on a bean bag, and feed it food by Charlie Ayers, convert its spots to “Sponsored spots”, brand it GCow, and sell progeny GCows to CowSense users.

    😀

     
    • Aditi

      November 29, 2009 at 10:53 PM

      ahaa..nice one! 🙂

       
  5. aniruddha pathak

    December 14, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    hehe awesome aditi 🙂

     
  6. Simply Poet

    December 21, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    really cool isms

     
  7. Tan

    January 16, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    At least HP Has a Complete Solution! I think, its not bad… somehow, we will make that ‘thing’ to produce milk – thats what we are working at 🙂

     
  8. magesh

    February 18, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    lolz Nice Post \m/

     

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